Boris K. would like to know English to be understood by 0.01% percent of Chinese who speak English (which is not a small number)
Although, adds Boris K, the Chinese do not even know Chinese, let alone English.
Boris K. would like to know English so he could say to Elisabeth: “Long Live The Grandma!”
Though, Elisabeth has her younger brother… Long live to celebrate his third term…!
Boris K. would love to know English so he could greet Obama, but Obama does not speak English, he speaks American.
And that’s why Boris K. decided to say hello to Obama in the Swahili language, which is the dialect in Central Africa, where Obama was born.
“Habari za jioni Rais, kama wanawake na watoto!”
Obama was thrilled!
Boris K. realizes only Obama understands him.
Still, Boris K. will not vote for Obama because that would be his third term which is impossible to be.
Boris K. would vote for Putin as Putin could stay in Russia for all time, as the president of Russia, in order not to spread his influence further …
Boris K. , also, will not vote for “The Pussy Lips”, since Serbia already have enough fools who will vote for him.
Boris K., in the end, would love to say hello to the Indians but they are dead and gone thanks to Buffalo Bill.
Boris K. would like to know English so he could say something to Buffalo Bill, but Bill is dead and gone.
Thus, Boris K. understands that there is no need to learn English language, at all.